Im drowsy and incapable of comprehending the simplest of things in the morning. That being said, my husband (after kindly taking the dog out) extends this white crumpled up thing in my barely woke face. My first thought? A paper towel used and wet from an Amos accident. Exciting, in the negative form. Moments later I realize he is not a lunatic asking for a startled reaction but a sweet hopeless romantic bringing his wife flowers in bed.
Floating it in a tea cup was his idea. :)